He could try but I could just as easily reply to his every thread and stay 9,000 posts ahead ! 
You might want to get some hand/finger protection if you go toe to toe with Phil on posting. The man, the myth, the legend in his own mind,,,,,,yes, it is our own Fatman Phil! He is more than a man, he is a typing dynamo! I have heard in his neck of the woods the children write stories about him and the locals sing songs! In fact, I heard tell that it was once reported in his local paper that the fire department was dispatched to extinguish a fire at Phil's place that was started from the extreme friction that was generated between the keys of the typewriting sparking against each other resulting in a fire as Phil furiously pumped the keys of the poor typewriter like some maniacal crazed fool! Ya, not greening you!
