When I find big amounts of good tools there, I know another old man has died. I have told my family when I die they are going to have to work for their inheritance.
EvilDr235
We don't say they died.
One guy was returning from a two weeks trip. He stopped by to check in with a friend, who had been taking care of his dog and looking in on his wife.
The traveler asked "How's my dog?" The friend replied "Your dog died."
In a bit of a shock, the dogs owner said "You can't just blurt something like that out. First you say something like 'Your dog's on the roof. But then he fell off. Unfortunately, the fall was pretty bad and now your dog has moved on to a better place,'"
His buddy nodded his understanding. The returning guy then inquired about his wife.
The now informed friend replied, "She's on the roof......"
After Mrs. Chilly told me that joke, everytime we went to an estate sale she would say "He must be in the roof."
The first few times she said it I asked her why he would be up there. Eventually I caught on.
Chilly