Researchers studying climate change have come up with a new theory involving a change in the center of mass of the planet. They believe that the relocation of mass into a line centered over roughly over Texas has caused the earth to tilt slightly changing it's alignment with the sun. Field studies are still inconclusive as to the exact reason why the center of mass has moved, although some speculate it has something to do with massive quantities of iron being shipped into Alvin in the form of wrenches...