Nola, didn't you get the Memo?
Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.
Oh aunt Phil you always make my laugh
I go from day to day endeavoring to be your favorite Aunt Nola.
Don't forget, Do NOT use SuperGlue on the beard!
Also remember, a lot of them kids pee on Santa's lap, hold the little darlings away from Santa's lap over an absorbent pad.