Sorry I've been neglecting this thread lately as I've been pretty busy...
So it seems some ETF tools made it to the States one way or another. That doesn't surprise me, but it surprised me a little that they are plentiful enough to have been found be members of this (rather small) forum!
This matchbook cover just appeared on fleabay:
I thought the "416" area code would be useful in dating this matchbook, but to my surprise it seems "416" was used for St. Catharine's as recently as 1993! ("416" is used for Toronto exclusively now and they had to introduce a "647" overlay code in 2001.)