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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nolatoolguy on November 10, 2015, 12:03:58 PM

Title: Secret Santa
Post by: Nolatoolguy on November 10, 2015, 12:03:58 PM
Is it to late to do secret Santa?

If no one else I would be willing to undertake the process of setting it up, if not to late.

What do you think papaw?
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Aunt Phil on November 10, 2015, 03:03:30 PM
Nola, didn't you get the Memo?

Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Papaw on November 10, 2015, 03:12:23 PM
Not too late if it gets rolling quickly.
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Aunt Phil on November 10, 2015, 06:13:44 PM
Not too late if it gets rolling quickly.
Ain't nice to go making cracks about Santa's rotund physique and rolling unless you're a blacksmith and want coal in your stocking.
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Nolatoolguy on November 11, 2015, 02:02:36 PM
Nola, didn't you get the Memo?

Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.

Oh aunt Phil you always make my laugh
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Nolatoolguy on November 11, 2015, 02:04:10 PM
I will post a secret Santa thread by tommorow morning. Will write it up when I get home from work, just on lunch right now.
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Aunt Phil on November 11, 2015, 06:15:07 PM
Nola, didn't you get the Memo?

Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.

Oh aunt Phil you always make my laugh

I go from day to day endeavoring to be your favorite Aunt Nola.

Don't forget, Do NOT use SuperGlue on the beard!
Also remember, a lot of them kids pee on Santa's lap, hold the little darlings away from Santa's lap over an absorbent pad.
Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: turnnut on November 11, 2015, 07:01:41 PM
remember, wear black boots, not white sneakers.